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All Boston Area Flirts are Invited to Attend!            

Flirt Fest - Tuesday, February 14th

Bell in Hand, 455-55 Union Street, Boston

7pm - 12 midnight

* Light hors d'oeuvres from 7 - 9pm

* DJ spinning top 40 dance music all night long

* Best & worst pick up line contest for 2012 - see below

* Crowning of Boston's biggest flirts for 2012 - see below

Over $1000 in prizes!

 

only $15 each or SPECIAL 2 for $20 until Friday

 Click here to RSVP - This event will sell out!

 

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Check out the Sexy Flirt finalists below!!!

Winners are chosen by voting that is open to the general public and nominees/friends can spread

the word for their nominee to claim the "Boston's Sexiest Flirt" bragging rights and prizes for 2012.

Click here to vote/nominate yourself or someone to be a 2012 flirt finalist!!!

 

2012 Flirts below - more coming soon

 

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Nishan O.

When he enters the room there's not one person who isn't happy to see him except for all the boyfriends in the room. He's tall, dark, and handsome and people notice him. He is a little on the festively plump side but it's all the better for those nice bear hugs, and ladies, if you catch his eyes you best have a map because its very easy to get lost in them
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Noelle A.


Noelle is a blue-eyed blonde haired bombshell. She lights up the room when she walks in and is always strutting her stuff. Her flirtatious and endearing charm captures the boys in an instant, not to mention her sexy dance moves. She's an adorable social butterfly who can reel in the boys like a champ. Ladies take notes, and fellas watch out, cause’ Noelle A. will have you wrapped around her finger in a flash.
 

Naz
 
Why me... I hate boring conversations when I meet someone new. I keep it interesting, challenging and most definitely fun. I am a social butterfly so you can see me anywhere in town with a random crowd. Just the looks of a female isn't necessarily enough to turn me on. I filter attractive girls from the first moment by how they carry their selves and how socially receptive they are.. Yes, I am a flirt, its just natural..  
 

Erica D.

Erica is a little thing but don't let her size fool you. she is always ready to party and loves to be the center of attention. you can find her in the middle of the dance floor or rockin out with her friends. remember good things come in small packages. can you keep up?

 

 

 

 

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             Maura


This tall over the top red haired Boston beauty has a history of fun and flirting for over 5 years since she landed back in her Boston roots After a stint ski racing in Maine and out west she is now A manager within the bar and restaurant world a avid crossfitter and a exercise science major, which gives her lots of opportunity to flirt daily !

 

 

 

 

 

 

JJ

Ladies and Gentleman, allow me to introduce JJ. A king amongst mere mortals, he has the good looks, charm and flaming red hair to stop almost any woman dead in her tracks....and I assure you, the curtain DOES match the drapes. A native of Cape Cod, Hozo lives where you vacation. A graduate of Massachusett's "finest" educational institution, JJ devoted his college years to GTL-ing and flirting with the female population. Currently now an extremely successful sales Rep living in South Boston, pick this guy and I can assure you he'll take you to breakfast in the AM. A true diamond in the rough, Joseph O. is one hot little potato pancake that you aren't gonna want to pass up. Watch your girlfriends boys, Hozo's here.

Sarah R.


Being a flirt is something that come natural to Sarah. This Boston native has much more to offer than just brains and beauty. Beginning with her electric smile that lights up a room, she'll be sure to grab everyones attention with her fabulous personality. Currently Sarah has a great career with a top brand in the liquor industry, and surrounds herself with great friends. While her flirting may be something that comes natural, she is naturally someone that is hard to resist!!

 

 

 

Scott G.

Alright ladies here he is, lucky number 61. Born and raised a Masshole and a graduate from the Zoo, this man will eat your heart out. He’s got a way with words and will make you melt. When he’s not flipping tires or washing laundry off his abs, he’ll make you feel like the only girl in the world. Can’t help but love him.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

            

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Dan A


"I have a line that can guarantee a kiss with any girl. I am Canadian, naturally friendly and funny, and regardless of my intentions, I love to tell all women how gorgeous or special they are, in hopes that it makes their day a bit brighter."

 

 

 

 

 

Sarah W.

Take a slow breathe and reach calm because its not the sun your keeping out. Its a smile that just resembles it and it will run across your mind again when see cloudy skies. Have you ever met a woman that inspires you with her smile to love with all your senses? Her glance can make you inhale, while exhaling on just being in the presents of an enlightening your day dream on what's next to come

 

 

 

Neel K.

Dr. K. has sex appeal like no other. In addition to his good looks, he's got the whole package - I mean not only is he looking, but he's got a sensitive side the ladies can't ignore. He spends most of the day at the hospital and he one of the guys that everyone knows, whether its just a nod in the hallway, a high 5 outside a patients room, or a possibly risque encounter in the callroom. When he isn’t working Neel loves to go out with friends and on dates. As an MIT undergrad, Harvard med grad, and Harvard trained plastic surgeon with good looks ... what else could a girl want?
 

Elise J

They call Elise the 'Bootie Goddess' -- you'll understand why when you see her on the dance floor. She’ll charm the pants off you – literally! She just knows how to make guys laugh, and she is the sweetest, most down-to-earth girl you’ll meet in Boston.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mario M.

Why should I be voted boston's biggest flirt? Is it my devilish good looks?
My rapier wit? My remarkable sense of humor? Or my boyish charm? You decide.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
  Previous Flirts  

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Jaime G.
Server at Game On


This Boston beauty is a graduate from the University of Connecticut majoring in Marketing. She spends her days getting paid to flirt with the patrons of the fine establishment, Game On. Born and raised in Waltham Jaime is the kind of girl that you could bring home to Mom and Dad and enjoy the finer things in life with, but don’t be fooled as she can drink you under the table. Jaime loves going out and having a good time whether it’s at a Red Sox game, out in the city, or just spending time with friends. Try to out flirt her...you won’t.
 

 

 

 

 

Ben M.
Software Engineer


As soon as I walk into the room, I talk to a lady who catches my eye.
We both laugh about something. Then I make sure that my friends all have drinks and we cheers each other. I introduce my friends to her friends and we continue getting to know each other. We share our passions in life. When I leave, she has my number and is wondering when she'll see me again.
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Taryn R.
Nurse


A recent grad of the University of CT, this blonde bombshell was born and raised in the land of the great white north.... New Hampshire. She's a great blend of beauty, brains and party animal as she's working towards a career in the medical field but could still probably out drink every
member of your extended family. With a smile that will win your heart, a
love for country music and the Red Sox, and a secret passion for Mardi
Gras beads contests, there's no debate that this girl can out flirt them
all.
 

 

 

 

Paul L.
BC Law Student


After graduation, Paul decided to get in touch with his sensitive side and work for a local Boston non-profit, feeding the homeless, tutoring our youth, and sewing so many kitten mittens that both the kittens and the ladies were left purring. While his heart was in the right spot, his decision to strip down to his briefs and taking a nap under his desk one troubling Monday left Paul out cold and on the streets himself. Now, he studies briefs in his briefs as an ambitious BC law student. Never one to sit still, he’s also not only an avid skier and surfer, but also just finished his first screenplay and is looking to cast that leading lady in his life. Thought it couldn’t get any better? Four words. He’s in a band.
 

 

 

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Jennifer B.
Sales Manager


Social butterfly that’s what people call her. Her big smile and personality light up a room. From the tropical island of Dominican Republic to the winter stage of Boston she knows how to make things hot. From dancing to traveling she’s doing it all. So my question for you is can you handle the spice? ;)
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Abdi

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ally C.
Student at BU


I’ve been nominating as a Flirt but, I swear I don't do it on purpose! I don't know how it happens! I don’t sit there trying look coy or cute and bat my eyes or do the "bend and snap" from Legally Blonde! I can't help it, but I just flirt naturally. It is my only means of communication. Young/old/short/tall you name it and I can find something to captivate them with! I grew up down in Florida and can’t help that I just want to show New England a little bit of southern hospitality and charm ;).
 

 

 

 

 

Erich S.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Amanda Z.
Caterer


If you can't take the heat, get out of HER kitchen. From Framingham and
recently graduated from the University of New Hampshire, Amanda can out cook or out bake anyone around. Running parties is what she does best, so you know that she will give you a run for your money. With dimples that will make your heart melt, this brunette will send you home wanting more. She's a New Year's Eve baby so you know she is always down to party and have a good time. Try and say no to this smiling beauty and I can guarantee you will not be able to resist.

 

 

 

Chris H.

PR Extraordinaire

 

 

Flirting comes naturally to Chris Haynes, owner/founder of CBH
Communications, a public relations firm specializing in restaurant and retail clients. His enjoyment of his work shines through in both his personal and professional relationships, making him the perfect
event host who makes every guest feel special. If flirting is a form of affectionate attention, he is a master of it with a smile that lights up a room and a warmth and sophistication that 'plays well with others'
!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Alleigh M.
Marketing


What makes Alleigh Boston's biggest flirt? The ease at which she wraps you around her finger. Her roll-with-the-punches attitude and big, genuine smile will have you believing anything falling from her lips in a matter of
moments. She'll tell you about her work as an undercover Russian spy, or what it's like to be the daughter of a Guatemalan diplomat, depending on her mood - but you'd never second guess her. This girl, gets away with murder.
 

 

 

 

 

James Y

Student

 

 

When it comes to flirting you seldom see Asian guys, but here comes
James your rising star. Not only is he hot, but the shyness you find in
every Asian guy is working to his advantage, making him the cutest you can
find. When he flirts, you'll find his accent subtle and sexy, and his wisdom
of thousands of years striking right into your heart!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You/Other

If you know a huge flirt, please use the write-in ballot on the survey. The more the merrier, just remember to tell your friends to vote so you/they have a chance to win. The male/female with the most votes will be announced at the event. The winners will get great prizes and bragging rights for the year!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Click here to vote/ 

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Ania K.

Sales Manager

Description: "If flirting is an art… then I am friggin Picasso. How do I
wheel in that hottie from across the room? Look approachable, relax, and
smile… and it helps that I can rock a pair of uber-sexy 4-inch stilettos!
Sex appeal isn’t something you’re born with so ladies take notes: I exude what men want - Confidence is sexy, a fun personality is a must, and like my mama taught me~> bat those eye lashes! I don’t have to dress slutty for boys to think I am sexy… my sexiness shows in how I walk, how I talk,
and the subtleness in how I flirt. Try not to fall too hard boys
."

Big Merch

Financial Consultant

Ladies look out it’s your lucky day, here comes the Merch! Before there was Jersey Shore there was Merch Shore jammed with ladies and ready for a situation! This former college All American and Semi-Pro basketball player has all the right moves when it comes to being an all-star flirt! Wikipedia redirects “Flirt” to his facebook profile!

Looking good, ladies all around, game always on, Merch takes flirting to a whole new level and is ready to be crowned Boston’s best!

 

Lu

Special Education Coordinator

Lu is Boston's biggest flirt! Not only can she draw any man into her circle and conversation; she also keeps several bar tenders around the city so enamored that they give her free drinks on a regular basis -- including at least one hunky gay man, explain that one! It can only be attributed to her true flirting talent. It is incredible to see her in action; she can draw guys to her from across the bar with nothing more than a slight tilt of her head, a smile and brief eye contact.
 

 

Ravi S.

Financial Councilor

Ravi is the kind of guy will leave you wishing you could get your hands on. He is the international man of mystery/ a true gentleman & genuine flirt. From London to Dubai to Boston he keeps the women wanting more. He is sensual, sexy, intelligent, playful and has a great sense of humor. If there was a class to be taught in school for flirting Ravi would be in the instructor. Make someone feel good about themselves is key he says. He is a financial advisor during the day and stand up comedian/ club promoter at night.

 

 

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Stacey L

Human Resource Specialist

What better flirt is there than a cross between a Southern Belle with a New England attitude? I am a complete socialite - hitting the club scene from Montreal to Miami. Since moving to Boston from NC in 2007

I have promoted with Bon Ton Productions and worked on special events in over 10 different venues. I have a huge social network of young professionals and partiers :). Flirting is more than just a bit of fun; it is a universal and essential aspect of human interaction. My girls will tell you I'm well known for my "8 rules to flirting" - rules to live!  You won't find another person in Boston better at flirting - try me (wink wink) ;)

Chase C

Financial Analyst

 

"If confidence was currency, Chase would own all the chateaus in Burgundy. At a young age he eclipsed all other suitors on the playground swing sets, still holding the 2nd grade record for Name Etched onto Largest Number of Girls Trapper Keeper. Good times follow him like tweens at a jonas

brothers show. Charm overflows from his pores, like a Champagne

waterfall. He is a man of panache and bravado, a real cock of the walk.

Never one to be underestimated. He exudes a casual elegance. Casual yes, boring never."

 

 

 

 

 

 

Veronica C.

Space Planner Designer

Fun, flirty, happy, lovable, energetic, sexy, cute, ambitious, & humble. Because she could light up a room the moment she walks in and makes everyone feel good. Turn a crappy old bar into a fun hip place. A place where everyone leaves with a smile. She's a great listener and knows how to give individual attention & making everyone feel good and not miss out on the fun. She's friendly with both gender & all cultures. She's an amazing social butterfly. She could walk into a place by herself and walkout with a whole bunch of new friends. She's just fun and people love to be around her.

 

 

 

Chris A.

Program Coordinator

 

Where shall we begin? If he's not pumpin iron at the gym, this testosterone filled male is searching for some other ways to burn off calories. Fellas watch out! Chris a smooth talking bandit, waiting to steal your girlfriend. He's got a way with words that can make a woman's heart melt faster than some chocolate in a sweaty palm. If Jersey Shore came to Boston, this fellow would be more than just a "situation." With an Ego the size of Texas, how could you strike out with the women? And with a list longer than Santas, "This Guy" has had his way with the ladies. If you put him together with his boy's, they could turn a church retreat into a Brothel in less than five Amens. Boston be prepared! Chris is still on the loose!

 

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Lissa
Travel writer/editor
Lissa has a smile that can light up the night and a laugh that fills a room. Men are drawn to her energy, sense of adventure and
desire to live life to the fullest, and she eats up their attention with a spoon and serves it right back to them. Just one of the guys, Lissa's all
girl in her short skirts, low-cut dresses and high heels making the already leggy blonde even leggier. And there isn't anything Lissa won't try at least once, be it learning to fly a Cessna when she's afraid ofheights, flounder gigging off the coast of Florida in the middle of the night under a blanket of stars, camping out in a field in Tennessee in the
rain for three days of music, or learning to ski at the age of 38 by tackling Vail Mountain within hours of strapping on her gear. She's the female equivalent of Peter Pan who likes to have a good time, especially when she's the center of attention!

Grant

Freestyle Skier
 

He has never used a pickup line, because women always come
to him. Women hang on his every word. He can disarm them with his looks,but he prefers to use his hands. His charm is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards. His natural scent is Acqua Di Gio. He once tried to have an awkward conversation with a woman, just to see what it was like. He always attends the after party, and is always the only man there. His
legend precedes him. Grant is always the Most Interesting Man in the Room. Stay thirsty, ladies.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Alli H

Graduate Student
 

You are probably staring at her picture thinking, why does
she look so familiar? You can stop staring--the answer is that she has probably cast a seductive look in your direction or offered a witty introduction to one of your friends. Alli, monikered “Allikat” and “Cougs”
for her preying abilities, has been a seasoned flirt since the day she emerged from the womb. She is notorious in the Greater Boston and Cape Cod areas for her outgoing personality, confidence and charismatic aura that attract both men and women alike. Whether in a bar, on the beach, or even at the bank, Allikat is always on the prowl. With her ice blue eyes and sexy voice, Alli never fails to get what she wants or make her potential prosps yearn for more. She is without a doubt Boston’s sexiest flirt!

 


 

Espo

Student

 

Known across Boston as the sly, mysterious gentleman who
stands outside the night club Suite, Espo leaves girls with weakened
knees. He was born with the puppy dog eyes and super smile that can turn any girl’s bad night back into phenomenal fun! Claiming that ‘he never chose flirting, flirting chose him,’ it has been rumored that many hopeful girls have waited outside the entrance for him to get out of work, and into their cabs. Armed with a smile that can break hearts, Espo spends his days studying at college and his nights watching over Suite.
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Hazie G.

Banker

 

Hazie is a natural flirt. She doesn't even to mean too, but when she
smiles at people they can't help but like her. Genuinely sweet and sexy.
Outgoing and friendly she is a shoe in!
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



 

Justin M
Marketing Director

Because when I first met Justin, he was standing across Comm
Ave for me we were both waiting in the crosswalk for the light to change, to cross the street and pass by each other. He was dressed in a slick black suit, with a dark Caribbean tan, and when his eyes met mine, I first saw his million dollar smile. My legs began shaking. Everything about Justin said sex sex sex. Everything about me said, shy shy shy. Luckily,
he said hello first, and  omplimented me on my colorful dress. The next thing I knew we were having coffee together, and I was 100% into him. By the end of that week, we were having breakfast together, and he was 100% into me. I am now happily married to someone else, but Justin is stillsingle, and I still think he is the sexiest flirt in Boston.
 

 

 

 

 

 

Jordan M

Associate manager
 

After rushing into a marriage on my 4th birthday and filing
for a nasty divorce at the age of 4 years and one day I realized that
single life was for me. When I graduated from elementary school I discovered that flirting was not just a hobby for me, but a way of life. As I began the journey of self-exploration I quickly found what is said to
be my “money maker”, which I did shake like someone was about to pay me,and in some cases they did. My money maker has been known to stop traffic,open mouths and wallets, and to solve world peace. You may have seen oneof my performances at a Bar Mitzvah, teen center, fashion show, or at
Boston's very own Jacques Cabaret. Yes some may call me a tease, but I canassure you that my motto in life is certainly not “you can lookie but no toucha the cookie”. I like to share my cookies with boys and girls alike,
whether it is a stripper named Seth or a midget in a superman costume or even your girl friend. Some people ask why, but me I say why not?"

You/Other

If you know a huge flirt, please use the write-in ballot on the survey. The more the merrier, just remember to tell your friends to vote so you/they have a chance to win. The male/female with the most votes will be announced at the event. The winners will get great prizes and bragging rights for the year!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
  best/worst pick-up lines from last year's Flirt Fest:

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• Damn, if being sexy was a crime you'd be guilty as charged
• Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
• Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
• If you were a library book, I would check you out.
• Hey, I lost my phone number ... can I have yours?

• Was your Daddy a beaver?...'cuz damn!
• Are you ready to go home yet?
• That dress looks great, but it would look better on my floor.
• You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
• Do you have a license for those weapons? Your eyes are deadly.
• Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? 'Cuz you're really smokin'!
• Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by again?
• Are you free tomorrow? I was thinking of going to Miami for the night.

I may not be Fred Flinstone but I can make your bed ROCK!
Hey, do you like science? I would love to experiment with YOU!

• Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see.
• Are you tired because you've been running through my mind all day.
• Are you wearing space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
• Clearly you can tell I like what I see, but as we both know it's not about me liking what I see, but you liking what

you see, so if I am as easy on the eyes as you are to mines, then we should exchange numbers and talk about it later
• Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
• Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk buy again?
• Do you have a light, or shall I light my cigarette off your hot ass!
• Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
• Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm _____
• Do you know how much money I make?
• Do you know Karate? 'Cause your body is kickin!
• Do you live in the city, cause I was wondering if I could get the inside?
• Do you wash your pants with Windex? Cos I can see myself in 'em.
• Does your ass hurt? You know, when you fell from heaven.
• excuse me do you have the time? Because I know I do.
• excuse me miss, u got a girlfriend?
• Girl....I wanna buy you things
• Google me.
• Has anyone ever told you look like Ben Affleck?
• Have you ever worked at Subway? - BC you're giving me a footlong : )
• Hey - Is your Father a butcher? Cause that's a fine pair of hams down the back of your pants........
• Hey baby are your parents terrorist? Because YOU DA BOMBBBBBBBB!
• Hi there, could you help me? I lost my puppy and I think he wandered off into that cheap motel over there.
• How do you like your eggs?
• How would you like me to give you a hard time?
• hurry up and write your number down before I don’t want it anymore!!
• I didn't know flowers could walk, but here you are
• I don't have an ego, I just love how awesome I am.
• I don't have herpes.
• I hope you aren't a mind-reader, because you could probably have me arrested for the things I would like to do to you.
• I kiss better than I do math
• I lost my clothes can you take off yours so I don’t feel awkward
• I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
• I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
• I may not be Fred Flinstone but I can make your bed ROCK!
• I might not be the best looking girl in here; but I’m the only one talking to you
• I wish I were the enzyme helicase, so I could unzip your genes
• If I had a swing like that, I'd never leave my front porch
• If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
• I'm a family man, my mom's my best friend
• I'm married!
• Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass!
• Is that a mirror in your pants, because i can see myself in them.
• Is that a shovel in your pants, cuz I dig dat ass!
• Is that your cell phone or are you just happy to see me ?
• Is your Daddy a drug dealer? Cuz you dope!!!!!! LOL
• Is your father from outerspace? Cause your butt is out of this world...
• Man to woman: If I flip this coin, what are my chances of getting head?
• Mira, Mira que Pasa Mami
• My Saab has a heated rear seat.
• Nice boots. Wanna knock 'em? Not sure if was the best or worst!
• no wonder its so grey out, all the blue is in your eyes
• Was your Dad an astronomer, because I see stars in your eyes?
• What's your sign?
• Where is your fuse? Because your dynamite!
• Who's ur mama? Who's your daddy?
• Worst: So, how about those Giants?
• Worst: Can I be your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves?
• Would you like to have brunch tomorrow? Should I call you or wake you?
• You and me baby are nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel.
• You gonna finish that steak???
• You just dropped something... my jaw.
• You must be tired, 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!
• Your butt is like an onion, just the sight of it makes me cry.
• You're so hot, when you walk by my freezer, my ice cubes melt!
 

 

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